Wade's World: Ex-Marquette All-American Needs Help Explaining Verdict

Where should the "soul-searching" NBA champion Miami Heat move its franchise until the state of Florida kisses the championship ring in rushing-to-judgment AG Eric Holder's back pocket and change stand-your-ground legislation? That question has as much substance as wondering if Stevie Wonder saw wonderful Holder tethered to title trappings the same way Russian President Vladimir Putin stole headlines acquiring similar NFL bling. Holder, receiving support from the left comparable to humiliated Huma (Shrillary II) standing by perverted Carlos Danger after the weiner's he-man online dialogue with a progressive activist from the Midwest, is showing as much legal expertise as he did as a Columbia hoopster (missing all four field-goal attempts for 1969-70 freshman squad).

Featuring an idea as intellectually bankrupt as Detroit's demonstrative Demo(crat) driving to demise, Dwyane Wade and his hypersensitive Heat teammates figured out how to don hoodies in their self-appointed roles as victimization humanitarians but he couldn't explain the Trayvon Martin verdict declaring George Zimmerman not guilty. "What do I tell my kids?" Wade tweeted, opening a lane for a mocking layup. Wade, rather than brushing up on facts concerning the Zimmerman case, exploited his sons as hoodie-donning props on an Ebony magazine cover. Turning up the "national-conversation" heat while unsure of the quality of classes Wade took under coach Tom Crean at Marquette, following are dos and don'ts (a/k/a "affirmative action") do-gooder Dwyane should tell his sons so they wade in wise, not wayward, waters by adhering to elusive community-healing guidelines:

• Don't show any confidence in a biased mass media reporting the news fully, accurately and fairly if an incident doesn't fit their liberal narrative (see sexy domestic terrorist Rolling Stones cover as classic example). Also, maybe we missed the politically-correct police memo, but is it now OK to deploy the word "boy" with such regularity or is it reserved solely for excuse-filled leftists similar to other intemperate terms?

• Do the right thing like the courageous IT director even if you get fired by a fluffy Florida state attorney for sharing all of the trial evidence. Tell the whole truth unlike the putrid press and dishonorable state attorney who filed a misleading affidavit. Simply support a proper cause more than petulant POTUS does the Egyptian and Syrian Christian carnage although his administration seems fond of a Charlie Chaplin convention while Syrians are gassed.

• Don't impair your education by conducting yourself in such a manner you get kicked out of your home and/or school. Remember: Only about half of black males graduate from high school. In your academic pursuits, don't fall for POTUS pap such as the hoopster-in-chief claiming that raising the debt ceiling does not increase the nation's debt or ObamaCare is a first-rate online venture. And here's a novel thought while mulling over the fact a disproportionate number of lawbreakers are young black males: Resembling some repulsive rapper from the wrong side of the hood might make you look like a real or wannabee "knockout" criminal. On the other hand, former New Jersey Nets minority owner Jay Z said dealing drugs helped shape his business skills long before inspiring our nation by becoming comrade cozy in Communist Cuba with wife Beyoncé for their anniversary vacation.

• Do become an authentic "national action" leader such as Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell and Dr. Ben Carson while rejecting the predictable pandering poison from retread race-baiting hustlers, aspiring to be relevant through their all-dark rainbow prism, directed at the low-information sheep mob. Don't affiliate with half-baked reverends wallowing in the grievance industry of shakedown selective civil rights such as their sainthood of Anita Hill. Rather than doing more harm to blacks than David Duke and George Wallace by always playing the "battered race syndrome" card from the bottom of a decadent deck, it might be a mite more prudent to focus on paying your taxes and explaining to your son how to handle campaign money and a mistress.

• Don't be a parasite smoking weed and getting involved with drugs unless it helps prevent you from becoming a nanny-state social engineer fantasizing in the "could've-been-me" world of dismissive and derisive phony scandals. Let me be clear! Phony is telling glaring untruths about retaining your existing healthcare or standing in front of caskets and hiding behind a hyped video while meandering to get to the bottom of patriotic, not languishing, Americans being murdered and belittling folks who deserve straight answers.

• Do steer clear of street thuggery attacks and the Gangsta culture in every way. Spend more time like blustery Big O keeping an inventory of how items such as jewelry, not Skittles, came in your possession. Then you might be able to concentrate on "a spiritual union" with a partner (Mr. Oprah) or keep a keen watch on the "racist" Swiss. The devastation of fatherless boys caused by liberal welfare policies is a factor in the Centers for Disease Control reporting that young black men are 14 times more likely to commit murder than young white men.

• Don't use the creepy term "Cracka" (offensive to Wheat Thins) when describing a Hispanic; let alone a wily White-Spanic or full-fledged caustic Caucasian. Although you might have a female friend claiming you "wanted to be a basketball player," that dialogue won't get you a passing grade in Trash Talking 101. Let your standards resonate a mite higher than rolling the dice like an AAU team from Atlanta donning "I AM TRAYVON" shirts before and after games in a Las Vegas tournament or the grandstanding Alabama State marching band spelling out his name for some sort of symbolic gesture at halftime of a football game. Please! You can do better than this drivel! Let's see if Alabama State's bereaved band can spell the name of any "Cracka" victim stemming from the Navy Yard rampage in the District of Columbia.

• Do be sufficiently discriminating not to be a peer-pressure slave to liberal racism resulting in 90% of tunnel-vision blacks voting one way. Compare the percentage of blacks who voted for McCain/Romney in the last two presidential elections to percentage of whites who voted for Obama and then be honest with yourself asking who immerses themselves in tarnished practice of bigoted racial profiling to deal with never-forgotten white privilege. An I-have-a-dream struggle does continue trying to overcome prejudiced one-way voting expression. Enhance your credibility by making sure you develop enough remedial initiative to secure simplistic voter ID to exhibit such dynamic diversity. If the biased balloting ceased, the emancipation could be profiled online at www.blackpeoplefeat.com rather than wasting energy stalking Paula Deen. With respect to stark percentages, check out the Department of Justice's annual Victimization Report showing blacks committing more than half of the violent crimes against whites while whites commit only a few percent of the violent crimes against blacks.

• Don't become "a terrible husband" like many promiscuous NBA players or infatuated with 72 virgins via Islamic martyrdom no matter how many condoms you can freely secure from a public school to mingle with a two-bit twerker. After all, "A Father First" divorce settlement in the "War on Women" can cost you in excess of $5 million. Records are made to be broken but don't get on the dead-beat "BabyDaddies" list of multiple illegitimate children with irresponsible Sperminators Kenny Anderson, Willie Anderson, Jason Caffey, Dwight Howard, Larry Johnson, Shawn Kemp, Calvin Murphy, Clifford Rozier, Scott Skiles, Latrell Sprewell, Royce White, etc. Moreover, don't be as shamelessly reality-show shallow as Lamar Odom, a Heat teammate in 2003-04 when Wade was a rookie, and marry a no-talent Left Coast celebrity only a month after meeting her Kardashian can and/or clan. There is also something to be said for not duplicating the entitlement rudeness of hip-hop "artist" Kanye West when he interrupted singer Taylor Swift's awards acceptance speech or exhibiting a mite more class than Seattle Seahawks defensive back Roger Sherman following a Super Bowl-bound victory.

• Do show respect for the opposite sex and sanctity of life by not contributing to more than 70% unwed mothers in the black community. Examine why FBI crime statistics show blacks raping several thousand white women annually while white-on-black rapes number between "0.0" and "sample based on 10 or fewer" (see Chapter 11 of "Mugged"). And if you say you're pro-little guy (such as highly-motivated work force seeking to double wages in their "career" at McDonalds); then "choose" to support the ultimate little guy (baby in a womb). Where are the marches to curtail the barbaric Planned Murderhood genocide of nearly 1,900 black baby abortions per day? A precise definition of blind-eye targeting is when 13% of the nation's population look like the serial-killer nurse from Houston undergoing 35% of all abhorrent abortions. How low can we sink as a society if the remainder of the country ever becomes like New York City where more black babies are killed by abortion than are born there? Incredibly, the New York Slimes was hailed by lib-nut bloodthirsty bloggers when Wade's teammate, Udonis Haslem, and his wife were depicted as courageous for challenging the "persistent abortion stigma that's deeply ingrained in our society."

• Don't besmirch Kobe Bryant for failing to toe the solidarity line and don't associate extensively with "We Be New School People" who can't read cursive or speak English properly (ebonics eloquent to MSNBC's not-so-sharp ton of tampon-earring misfits and "clever" editing). Unless, of course, you've undergone sensitivity training and helping someone with a genuine learning disability (whether or not they're a homophobic perjurer).

• Do stand your moral ground following these ethical principles so your personal responsibility will significantly decrease the odds you'll end up with a suspect legacy like slain Trayvon Martin or the chronic whiners exploiting tragedy on dopey ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and MSLSD.

In the meantime, out-of-state, right-thinking Americans from flyover country, after enduring reparation racketeering rallies, will earn their money and not expect a handout so they can return to sunny Florida as soon as possible. Boasting enough dignity to pull their pants all the way up (literally and figuratively), they won't be nearly as narrow-minded and would love to watch the Heat to tell their kids about the experience without any assistance. Cover potential or not, Wade would probably need to don a hoodie again to hide his face in shame if he sat down for a penetrating interview regarding his jury-like knowledge of the width and breadth of basic facts about the Zimmerman case.

On the other equal-treatment hand, Wade is good at playing on both ends of the court. Thus he could play both sides of the lecture fence comparable to lunatic liberal activists condemning recent demented Demorat sexual escapades after the same enablers staunchly defended Sick Willie, the self-styled first black POTUS, for similar political-theatre bozo behavior. At the very least, any perceived problem could be blamed by genuine racial rodeo clowns on George Dubya, global warming, the Australian catcher for East Central (Okla.) murdered by human debris when shot in the back by hate-crime valueless scum while jogging or the white student "justifiably" assaulted on a Florida bus by three black teens for alleged drug ratting. Hopefully, Wade won't also take up the mantle of the "stop snitchin'" movement like Syracuse All-American Carmelo Anthony, who appeared in an underground DVD circulated in his hometown of Baltimore in 2004 encouraging those individuals questioned by the police to refuse to "snitch" on drug dealers and other criminals.

Encumbered by loathsome leftist leaders, we see low-life decay from sea (fatally shooting baby in a stroller in coastal GA, 14-year-old murdering his MA math teacher with a box cutter and slaughtering civilians at a Navy complex in nation's capitol) to dying sea (beating WWII veteran to death with flashlight in Washington state after he survived Okinawa). The so-called leaders with a deficit in character content 50 years removed from MLK mooch off vet Shorty's sacrifice but probably never would mention him unless it was for gun-control purposes if he had tried to defend himself with a weapon.

Where are the arrogant activists donning "We Are Santiago" T-shirts in memory of the infant murdered in cold blood or will they only get involved if an outraged commentator remarks they're surprised the perpetrator could twice count down from five before pulling the trigger? Are the black thrill killers in Oklahoma also going to be portrayed as possible bored sons of POTUS as he "takes us to darker places"? Would Aaron Alexis have been in a healthier state of mind if he simply drank more water, ate more organic food and participated regularly in "Let's Move" exercises? Will wise Wade show solidarity with a Melbourne mom by having him and his sons don a catcher's mask for a magazine cover shot or math flash cards supporting the young MA math teacher or Naval gear honoring the D.C. deceased? Integrity questions to ponder after shedding "Be Like Mike" mementos and trying to learn how to put on a "Trained by Dwyane" hoodie at his Re-Education Camp. Please don't tell me Kentucky's scholars were also making a similar political solidarity statement when the Wildcats broke out new warmup outfits midway through the 2013-14 campaign.