Lethal Left-handed Fraternity: Best Southpaw Hoopers in NCAA History

Is there any doubt prize prospect Marvin Bagley III is a Nike-sponsored mercenary at Duke? After all, the hired gun is accustomed to one-and-done, having embraced the process multiple times as high schooler in Arizona and California. But Duke, resembling majority of schools of lower learning these days, long ago succumbed to instant-gratification lure of one-and-done players no more interested in quality education than politically-correct #MessMedia is telling an unbiased story.

The Dynasty in Durham will promote all sorts of flashy figures regarding the lethal left-hander, but will the school acknowledge the difference between his SAT score and the average such mark for a Duke freshman? In the aftermath of Bagley's decision to take scholarship away from an authentic student-athlete, a Robert E. Lee statue near the entrance of Duke Chapel was vandalized by campus puke. Wouldn't you love to give these social Al-Not-So-Sharpton/Rhodes scholars a basic quiz on Lee's background to see if any victim-hood tribalism major passes a rudimentary test? The safe-space seeking snowflakes are so full of it; all of the toilets in Durham must be clogged. After "sneaking" Bagley into its performance arts department, the school's "courageous" administration subsequently "expressed its deep and abiding values" (a/k/a pooping in their undies) by removing Lee's statue in the middle of the night. Alumnus Jay Bilas may need to provide comp copies of his book ("Toughness") to scared brass.

Generally, Duke already defaced academic integrity by overdosing on one-and-done recruits. But perhaps Duke's lust will be much more than un-retire All-American Danny Ferry's uniform number (35) to help seduce Bagley. Diehards could replace General Lee with a Bagley statue if he directs the Devils to 35 victories or so; especially if it includes another Final Four while he attends more games than classes in the spring semester before becoming fifth freshman in as many years from Krzyzewskiville among NBA's top three draft choices.

In the political arena, Duke has had its share of "leftist" graduates among the predictably pathetic press and pundits including "crazy commentators" David Brooks (conservative author my #NYSlimes fake-news a__), Seth Davis, David Gergen, Melissa Harris-Perry, Charlie Rose, Howard Wolfson and Judy Woodruff. In the basketball arena, Bagley will continue a recent run of regal left-handers entertaining Cameron Crazies extending from Rodney Hood to Justice Winslow to Luke Kennard. Bagley may compete with fellow lefthander Miles Bridges (Michigan State) for national POY.

Unless nut job covered fact from you with black burka, nearly 90% of humans are right-handed. In a quest to support an exempt-from-criticism minority, right thinkers need to discern where Bagley eventually will rank among premier southpaws in NCAA history. Ditto large and lethal lefty Zion Williamson with the Blue Devils in 2018-19. Using guerrilla or gorilla tactics, leftist lunatics will again claim imaginary racism because the #AudacityofHype isn't included but former Duke All-Americans Johnny Dawkins and Jack Marin are among the following alphabetical list of all-time top 200 to 250 hoop lefties:

Richie Adams, UNLV
Justin Anderson, Virginia
Kenny Anderson, Georgia Tech
Greg Anthony, UNLV
Joel Anthony, UNLV
Nate "Tiny" Archibald, Texas-El Paso
Brandon Armstrong, Pepperdine
Stacey Augmon, UNLV
James Augustine, Illinois
William "Bird" Averitt, Pepperdine
Luke Babbitt, Nevada
Kamar Baldwin, Butler
Dick Barnett, Tennessee State
Jarvis Basnight, UNLV
Tim Bassett, Georgia
Kenny Battle, NIU/Illinois
Frankie Baumholtz, Ohio University
Kent Bazemore, Old Dominion
Michael Beasley, Kansas State
Tony Bennett, Wisconsin-Green Bay
Grant Benzinger, Wright State
Walter Berry, St. John's
Travis Best, Georgia Tech
Nate Blackwell, Temple
Trevor Booker, Clemson
Calvin Booth, Penn State
Chris Bosh, Georgia Tech
Freddie Boyd, Oregon State
Adrian Branch, Maryland
Clyde Bradshaw, DePaul
J.R. Bremer, St. Bonaventure
Miles Bridges, Michigan State
Allan Bristow, Virginia Tech
Derrick Brown, Xavier
Lewis Brown, UNLV
Wiley Brown, Louisville
Rick Brunson, Temple
Jalen Brunson, Villanova
Pat Burke, Auburn
Michael Cage, San Diego State
Adrian Caldwell, Lamar
Khadeen Carrington, Seton Hall
Maurice Carter, Louisiana State
Calbert Cheaney, Indiana
Keon Clark, UNLV
Jim Cleamons, Ohio State
Keith Closs, Central Connecticut State
Amir Coffey, Minnesota
Derrick Coleman, Syracuse
Jason Collier, Indiana/Georgia Tech
Mike Conley, Ohio State
James Cotton, Long Beach State
Dave Cowens, Florida State
John Crotty, Virginia
Billy Cunningham, North Carolina
Erik Daniels, Kentucky
Ed Davis, North Carolina
Johnny Dawkins, Duke
James Donaldson, Washington State
Jerry Eaves, Louisville
Leroy "Cowboy" Edwards, Kentucky
Brian Evans, Indiana
C.J. Fair, Syracuse
Desmon Farmer, Southern California
Kay Felder, Oakland
Henry "Hank" Finkel, Dayton
Matt Fish, UNC Wilmington
Derek Fisher, UALR
Jerry Fleishman, NYU
Courtney Fortson, Arkansas
De'Aaron Fox, Kentucky
Todd Fuller, North Carolina State
Lawrence Funderburke, Indiana/Ohio State
Chris Gatling, Old Dominion
Joe Gibbon, Mississippi
Artis Gilmore, Jacksonville
Jack Givens, Kentucky
Gail Goodrich, UCLA
Ricky Grace, Oklahoma
Devin Gray, Clemson
Johnny Green, Michigan State
Lynn Greer, Temple
Kevin Grevey, Kentucky
Adrian Griffin, Seton Hall
Shaler Halimon, Utah State
Devon Hall, Virginia
Roy Hamilton, UCLA
Steve Hamilton, Morehead State
Zendon Hamilton, St. John's
Julian Hammond, Tulsa
James Harden, Arizona State
Jerry Harkness, Loyola of Chicago
Othella Harrington, Georgetown
Donnell Harvey, Florida
Juaquin Hawkins, Long Beach State
Robert "Bubbles" Hawkins, Illinois State
Mark Hendrickson, Washington State
Al Henry, Wisconsin
Xavier Henry, Kansas
Mustapha Heron, Auburn
Steven Hill, Arkansas
Robert Hite, Miami (Fla.)
Darington Hobson, New Mexico
Randy Holcomb, San Diego State
Wilbur Holland, New Orleans
Lionel Hollins, Arizona State
Jason Holsinger, Evansville
Michael Holton, UCLA
Rodney Hood, Mississippi State/Duke
Stephen Howard, DePaul
Kim Hughes, Wisconsin
Darrall Imhoff, California
Luke Jackson, Oregon
Phil Jackson, North Dakota
Bernard James, Florida State
Chris Jent, Ohio State
Armon Johnson, Nevada
Avery Johnson, Southern (La.)
Chris Johnson, Dayton
Tyler Johnson, Fresno State
Terrence Jones, Kentucky
DeAndre Jordan, Texas A&M
Reggie Jordan, New Mexico State
Gary Keller, Florida
Ron Kellogg, Kansas
Luke Kennard, Duke
D.J. Kennedy, St. John's
Stacey King, Oklahoma
Toby Knight, Notre Dame
Howard "Butch" Komives, Bowling Green
Raef LaFrentz, Kansas
Keith Langford, Kansas
Bob Lanier, St. Bonaventure
Byron Larkin, Xavier
Acie Law IV, Texas A&M
Dennis "Mo" Layton, Southern California
Hal Lear, Temple
David Lee, Florida
Ron Lee, Oregon
Kevin Lisch, Saint Louis
Brad Lohaus, Iowa
Ryan Lorthridge, Jackson State
John Lucas, Maryland
Ray Lumpp, NYU
Rudy Macklin, LSU
Randy Mahaffey, Clemson
Jack Marin, Duke
Kendall Marshall, North Carolina
Darrick Martin, UCLA
Scott Martin, Purdue/Notre Dame
Anthony Mason, Tennessee State
Don May, Dayton
Bob McCann, Morehead State
Billy McKinney, Northwestern
Tom McMillen, Maryland
Mark McNamara, California
Bob McNeill, St. Joseph's
Paul McPherson, DePaul
Josh McRoberts, Duke
Gary Melchionni, Duke
Bob Miller, Cincinnati
Harold Miner, Southern California
Steve Mix, Toledo
Cuttino Mobley, Rhode Island
Jerome Moiso, UCLA
Greg Monroe, Georgetown
Jackie Moreland, Louisiana Tech
Shabazz Muhammad, UCLA
Chris Mullin, St. John's
Troy Murphy, Notre Dame
Lee Nailon, Texas Christian
Jack Nichols, Washington
Carl Nicks, Indiana State
Moochie Norris, Auburn
Zach Norvell Jr., Gonzaga
Kendrick Nunn, Illinois/Oakland
Ed O'Bannon, UCLA
Lamar Odom, Rhode Island
Bud Ogden, Santa Clara
Dean Oliver, Iowa
Eddie Owens, UNLV
Victor Page, Georgetown
Tom Parker, Kentucky
Cameron Payne, Murray State
Gary Payton II, Oregon State
Anthony Peeler, Missouri
John "Jake" Pelkington, Manhattan
Sam Perkins, North Carolina
Elliot Perry, Memphis
Morris Peterson, Michigan State
Shamorie Ponds, St. John's
J.P. Prince, Arizona/Tennessee
Tayshaun Prince, Kentucky
Julius Randle, Kentucky
Anthony Randolph, LSU
Zach Randolph, Michigan State
Michael Redd, Ohio State
Willis Reed, Grambling
Don Rehfeldt, Wisconsin
Johnny Rhodes, Vanderbilt
Mike Riordan, Providence
Bernard Robinson, Michigan
David Robinson, Navy
Dave Robisch, Kansas
Guy Rodgers, Temple
Rodney Rogers, Wake Forest
Garry Roggenburk, Dayton
Jalen Rose, Michigan
Bob Rule, Colorado State
Kareem Rush, Missouri
Bill Russell, San Francisco
D'Angelo Russell, Ohio State
Domantas Sabonis, Gonzaga
Pepe Sanchez, Temple
Steve Scheffler, Purdue
Ansu Sesay, Mississippi
Lynn Shackelford, UCLA
Ben Simmons, LSU
Al Skinner, Massachusetts
Keith Smith, Loyola Marymount
Michael Smith, Providence
Willie Smith, Missouri
Elmore Spencer, Georgia/UNLV
Damon Stoudamire, Arizona
Salim Stoudamire, Arizona
Erick Strickland, Nebraska
Deshaun Thomas, Ohio State
Isaiah Thomas, Washington
Brooks Thompson, Texas A&M/Oklahoma State
Stephen Thompson, Syracuse
Wayman Tisdale, Oklahoma
Jeff Trepagnier, Southern California
Tres Trinkle, Oregon State
Jeff Turner, Vanderbilt
Nick Van Exel, Cincinnati
Mark Wade, UNLV
Neal Walk, Florida
Rex Walters, Northwestern/Kansas
Paul Walther, Tennessee
Nick Ward, Michigan State
Kyle Washington, North Carolina State/Cincinnati
Bob Weiss, Penn State
Delonte West, Saint Joseph's
Lenny Wilkens, Providence
Aaron Williams, Xavier
Brian Williams, Maryland/Arizona
Elliot Williams, Duke/Memphis
Johnathan Williams, Missouri/Gonzaga
Marcus Williams, Connecticut
Mike Williams, Bradley
Reggie Williams, Virginia Military
Travis Williams, South Carolina State
Justice Winslow, Duke
Luke Witte, Ohio State
Dave Wohl, Penn
Brandan Wright, North Carolina
Tony Wroten, Washington
Rich Yonakor, North Carolina
Michael Young, Houston
Thaddeus Young, Georgia Tech